Or suffer my blindingly moronic nail messages. Is that too much to ask? Anyway, only watch wal-mart if you WANT to be subliminaly entertained into purchasing a new set of TUPERWARE, even though your old set is PERFECTLY fine. Isn't that like a slang term for an insult? And #5: You can give each of your pets several weird names such as: Ringling-Raison-Bailey-Suzana-Midnight-Schultz, Squirell, Moose, Moose-Moose, Moosey-Moose, Linzey-Moose, Muffin, Squirell-Muffin, Yabby-Doodle, Abby Normal, Wiggle-Baby, Wiggle-Muffin, Witle-Baby, Cheese-Monkey, Muffin-With-Squirell-Juice, Squirell-With-Muffin Juice, Moosey-Juice, Squirell-Monkey, etc. The possibilities are literally endless. Now I'd better go and torture my Moose with it:) I am officially back. I probley should have capitalized something, or underlined but I'm feeling lazyhey, you try to keep your two and a half readers happy! I HAVE POWERS PINTO BEANS CAN ONLY DREAM OF! And I don't really have a topic today. Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. Later, The Oracle tells him that he has already decided her fate. But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. Two and a half hours of homework (total) to be precise. They add random minerals to our water to make it taste better, and then advertise it as pure! Air pressure. It's okay. Ugh. Okay, maybe it was the ranch dressing instead of the special, fresh buffalo wings. May your day be shiney! You must be pretty bored, too. On video games. You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. They are not great neccesarily because of the content, (although that helps some) they are great because of their sheer length. Oh, well. We KNEW how terrible it was, but we just didn't bother to change it. MY SPINE IS SQUISHY! Goodbyeoh, and the fresh chicken wings might be to blame. And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. Or maybe you're just skimming. Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. You CANNOT DENY it! OkayI'm backI think that eventually half of this thing will consist of the word back over and over againthat's just weird. It's hard to type because of the bandaid on my finger. WOOF! Similarly, it also displays the longest word used in the text. She's evil. I found at that yet another one of my friends is reading this. longest text ever (most deleted bc max 40000 letters) - reddit I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. Its in the mail, I promise! I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. If you can spare any of these items, please e-mail them to me. Okay. You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. It's more like techno talk about arrays and how much I suck and whether or not the Braves will win this year. It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. You expect far to much of the inanimate world. Look how long this has gotten. and " You think Jenny's weird? *blinks* Wowso I'm NOT paranoid. Or, at the very least, not label it as "pure". It can be very confusing, especially if you weren't paying attention in the first place. I see. Should you violate this right, you will become destroyed or possibly dizzy. Gee, I hope not! I've always known that I was weird, that's always been a given. It was bad enough that I was forced to "volunteer" my precious time (i could have worked on this site)noI was forced to wear formal attire. America? She tracks the feather smell all over the house, and goes crazy whenever I take it out of my pocket. Out loud. Is this eating up time? But that is irrelevant. But studying the way that Faulkner wrote when he turned to the subjects he knew best provides an object lesson on how powerful a literary resource intimacy can be. They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. Or maybe the Energizer Bunny. I know, you were just crushed that nothing new was happening. HmmI seem to be jumping from one subject to another more frequently. And do I ever have a topic today! I'm glad you're not just in my life but that you're my better half. -works best on pc/laptop. So if you have an infinite number of people, some are going to have entire books of coherent stuff. I need to find a topic. Speaking of animals, there's a cat in California who is a kleptomaniac (likes to steal stuff). That's funny!!!! That made him happy. i called home, and waited another hour for my ridetraffic to the school was one way. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. That teaches our youth that it's okay to agree to help someone, and then ruin their experiment. This morning, my Mom came home from work. Sorry if I complained a lot. She didn't think it was weird, either. What does it sound like? thats iti so tiredbye-bye. The foil will make up the beak and the folded legs, and the thruster can simulate the tail. If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. I's making fake soundtracks like the teacher told me! Hmmmmmaybe my condition is worsening. There MUST be some sort of conspiracy involved, 'cause if there is, I can get rid of the EVIL thing! Have you ever had the evil pop-up that says that if you click here, it'll get rid off all the annoying pop-ups? And then I'll be writing for me again. OkayI admit it. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. OkayI can do it. The huge run-on sentence consists of 1,288 words and countless clauses. Math is so picky. You just let me rant on and on for you KNEW that eventually I would confuse myself with my vast puddle of knowledge. Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. That way I can spread my love, joy and insane chaos to more people! I love-d you moose! i hate dress shoes. Once upon a time there lived a chief who liked to listen to stories. You say I'm really just talking to myself? When I was at a TAB poetry thingy (TAB is good TAB is great We love TAB) I met some new people. I sure am. I'm bored. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. 1,288 words and many clauses make up the lengthy run-on phrase. He may have had no intention of inspiring postmodern fiction, but one of its best-known novelists, Barth, only found his voice by first writing a heavily Faulknerian marsh-opera. Many hundreds of experimental writers have had almost identical experiences trying to exorcise the Oxford, Mississippi modernists voice from their prose. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. You'd have to find the end, of course. I think. But true. That's why I like fast-food salt. afterwardsthey turned off the lights. She claimed that my little sister always did it to her, and she was getting pay-back. That way I can just outlaw the need for gravity and air pressure! So far two whole people (to my knowledge) have read the entire thing, and a few people have skimmed it. While she writes every day, shes also devoted to her own creative outletEmma hand-draws illustrations and is currently learning 2D animation. Nor can I find it on any search engines. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? My mom said that she didn't care. I love my calculator, though. He took the TAB member quiz and turned out to be me, he took the JOB quiz, and was a repo man (which had a pic of my brother) He said he wanted to see what I was doing, and to make sure that I wasn't saying anything derrogatory about my parents. And, once again, I have proof that someone actually took the time (two hours) to read this entire Longest Text Ever! Number Nine: Now it's just getting redundant, isn't it? That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. I'm completly and totally addicted. World's largest sentence - Copypasta "lower the quality"? That is justpathetic. 10 Longest Known Sentences in English - Largest.org I figure that even the people I manage to lure onto my site from neopets don't even bother to come to this particular page. And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. *sniffle* i do, too. You can just bet that they look at every one that get's turned in to them, judging blackmail value, and whether or not you could get arrested. Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. Subscribe!function(m,a,i,l,s,t,e,r){m[s]=m[s]||(function(){t=a.createElement(i);r=a.getElementsByTagName(i)[0];t.async=1;t.src=l;r.parentNode.insertBefore(t,r);return !0}())}(window,document,'script','https://www.openculture.com/wp-content/plugins/mailster/assets/js/button.min.js','MailsterSubscribe'); 2006-2023 Open Culture, LLC. Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! Which means that there are an infinite number of worlds with humanoid life. Unfortunalty, several of those reasons LEGITAMITLY apply to a certain activity I do every Tuesday, which WILL NOT BE NAMED HERE LEST I GIVE IT POWER OVER ME! My brother(age 13) even decided upon a new job he wants when he's old enough to work, a busboy at the bar. The little counter at the bottom keeps going up? Seeya! I probley wouldn't actually print this out (think how much paper it would take!) I only signed up for a semester. What would happen when that dreamer woke? I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. All along, my entire family has scoffed (nifty word, isn't it?) Because they put subliminal messages in them, of course! I'm back! Butthat'd be a lot of work, unlike ranting, raving and rambling. while others are thinking "Who's John F. Nowjust stop a second and contemplate that. We could all breath a sigh of relief as parents kept their children inside, away from the evil truck drivers and near the T.V. 65 Long Sentences in Literature - Bookfox We had to do an essay on a book. 'I found nothing else to do but to offer him on of my good Swede's ship's biscuits I had in my pocket'" And we're supposed to be GOOD in English! Of course, if everything is realthen the Universe is pretty contradictory. Hits all right. After graduating with a BA in Fashion and Textile Design in 2013, Emma decided to combine her love of art with her passion for writing. Makes you think that the long held belief that Kodak conspired with the JFK assasin(s) is normal. One person, started typing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue typing it forever just because this is the list that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some person started typing it notetc, etc. It's the sequel to the movie that revolutionized the standard by which we judge special effects. I better goI think Kodak is tracing my site.I'm back now! I'm back. Either way, I'm here. The world's longest non-life sentence, according to the "Guinness Book of Records", was imposed on Thai pyramid scheme fraudster Chamoy Thipyaso, who was jailed for 141,078 years in 1989. I know. I must defeat the sister site of the Longest Text Ever! Lots of gooey talent. isnt paying attention. Anyway, I promise to go back to my usual routine the next time I rant here. Today my frazzled-brain produced something that is decidedly Jenny (that's my more or less "real" name). I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. It's a worthy cause! The winner not only gets the million-dollar prize, they get the chance to produce the show they created. We need to act now! I'm pretty sure that the "smelly yellow ball" that he started throwing was his own feces (poo). Right now, while you are sitting in your "chair" and eating your "junk food", millions of almonds are commiting suicide. But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. *yet another highly dramatic, time-consuming sigh* I need a topic. It feels unstoppable, and then it stops. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. Especially since I'm bothering to write all this. 17 min ago become not entertained, the Patron Saint of Paper Clips will be forced to take drastic measures. I'm just basically typing nothing. What values, you say? With an infinite universe, there are infinite possibilites. That my words somehow travel accross time (if only a few minutes) and are somehow picked up by future you, and that my responses are dictated by future you's reactions. [Copy and paste OK! With example sentences] How to write a reply email "Purified" water. Work. i wandered around for 20 minutes looking for a cell phone. The basic moral belief that Polar bears should be WHITE. Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. (In a very vast sense) And: did you ever notice that the word "conspiracy" is vastly similar to the word "constipation". With the exact same words, motions and emotions. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. I'd rather drink the "impure" tap water where at least I KNOW that someone, somewhere tested it. And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. In any case, my theory means that playing video games is very cruel. Longest Sentence - Pastebin.com I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. She's my little puppyshe fears grape flavored stuff, wind, rain, television, noise, silence, small children and pretty much everything. WowI really must be bored. But people buy name brands. Yeah, this doesn't mean anything to you. If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. Men, of course, had no complaints. Very difficult equation Math Forum . I'm back. It sucked. I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. It's creepy. I'm still peeved about the cartoon owl from the Tootsie Roll Pop commercials. Definitly. But, my stupid internal alarm clock is starting to wake me up around six. I'm not sure why. He even tried to hide the sword behind his back! I'm goin' light on the advertising at the moment, which is why I'm free to write here. Did I mention that, yet. I was looking forward to having A elective, while everyone else was enjoying three or fouror even more. I am writing to let you know that I have received an email from {name of recipient}. What's that. Apparently the point of the game was to get your character to shout "Whoo-Hoo!" This has been a weird day. Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! Towards the end of the movie, Neo chooses to tell Trinity to stay out of the Matrix, since he saw her die in it. It makes sense, though. I am now barophobic (afraid of gravity). I'm back! I repeat, lock all you doors and windows, this is it. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. "angry mob form"? That means my pointless obsession has actually entertained someone besides me! To compound the EVIL situationI was forced to wear feminine shoes. And hotand smoky. I'm leavingnow I'm back! That's just how many times you have to click before you can leave. Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. Hello, everyone! When you're in space (without a space suit) you don't SUFFUCATE, you don't FREEZE. Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. Longest math equation copy paste - Math Textbook the whole time, even during the name-calling, seniors were playing with silly string and beachballs. Even if I put it in a less chaotic, more user-friendly format people would still ignore this because it involves: reading. Some even go so far as to claim that Kodak "changed" the pictures of the assasination to make an assasination in the bushes become a tree's shadow. **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! And insanity. Oh, well. Yeah. -actual aids. about my site, and called me weird. Look verbatim up. The 2.4 million words sentence is published in four volumes of Nigel Tomm's novel 'The Blah Story' (i.e., volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19).

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