Quotes By Jordan Belfort. It was like mainlining adrenaline. That's right. Chester Ming: Naomi Lapaglia: Coming Soon, Regal [in thoughts] Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to with me. It had nothing to fucking do with me. Jordan Belfort: Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault, The Wolf of Wall Street finds Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio at their most infectiously dynamic. Yeah. Coming Soon. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now youre an aspiring landscape architect, Isnt that right? Jordan Belfort, You got my money taped to your tits, honey. WHY, GOD? Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. That conniving twat! You're almost there! Its a woozie. You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house. They were usually struggling young models or exceptionally beautiful college girls in desperate need of tuition or designer clothing, and for a few thousand dollars they would do almost anything imaginable, either to you or to each other. Hold on baby. WHY? Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne. I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? Babe, why you doing it like that? And the problem with that is that your brain is like a computer: If you ask a question, it's programmed to respond, whether there's an answer or not. On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. We are here to make money! Supply and demand, my friend. Jordan Belfort: Did you? is an initial public offering. And I choose rich every fucking time. I can't close this briefcase. Donnie Azoff: These little bastards were so strong I had discovered a whole new phase. I'll do four grand. We don't start dialing at 9:30, because our clients are already answering the phone! The Wolf of Wall Street: Directed by Martin Scorsese. What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? Those are rookie numbers in this racket. If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. I mean, what if something like that happened? Jordan Belfort: What the fuck are you talking about? So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Go at it. Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: Yeah. Jordan Belfort: He actually went to law school. Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. Jordan Belfort: [after shipwreck] I want to. You know what my lawyer said? [throwing money at the FBI agents] Donnie Azoff: It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive. Saturday Night Fever territory. Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: [timid] Saurel! [bursting into laughter] Jesus Christ. Naomi and I got along. It doesn't exist. I'm really happy for you. Stratton Oakmont Commercial: Captain Ted Beecham: Jordan Belfort: Or fucking dies! Jordan Belfort, So you listen to me and you listen well. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Can I finish eating first? Naomi Lapaglia: They're up my ass. Alden Kupferberg: Go on. Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. We're talking about whales here, Moby fucking Dicks. It'll also help your fingers dial faster. That's not why I do it. The movie is popular for its engaging story and its depiction of the notorious party culture. You be relentless! Jordan Belfort: Brad, show them how it's done. Mark Hanna: Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. I've done a lot of bad shit, I'm going to hell! They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down. While the movie opened to positive reviews, it was criticized by some viewers who felt that it glamorized Belfort's white-collar criminal lifestyle. Nicky Koskoff: One day, you will do it right. Right, right. By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton Oakmont. Good morning, daddy. If I can be of any help to you on your journey I'll do my best. Companies these people know. Despite focusing on multimillionaire stockbroker Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio . It doesn't even Donnie Azoff: Good! I don't love you anymore, Jordan! Naomi Lapaglia: Well, technically, $72,000 last month. 40 Alfred Adler Quotes That Will Make You Reflect. Donnie Azoff: Donnie Azoff: Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. You wanna fuck me, Jordan? I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: All right? I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! More importantly, you will learn. You just made love to me. Let me know in the comments and please share this post to help and inspire others. Jordan Belfort: This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] What are your favorite Wolf of Wall Street quotes? When we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. Yet Jordan Belfort: No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Exactly. See those little black boxes? Jordan Belfort: I dont even listen to it half the time. Jordan Belfort, Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. Jordan Belfort: Read critic reviews. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. Donnie Azoff: There were certain things that you just didnt joke about; it was simply bad luck. Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. Naomi Lapaglia: Manny Riskin: Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . Jun 17, 2013, 7:25 AM. Its a place for killers. And I wanna meet Willy fuckin' Wonka, okay? With their beautiful wife by their side, whos got big voluptuous tits. All Quotes Yeah, I'm sure. She even hired a gay butler. But thats not because youre a failure. You know what a fugazi is? Jordan Belfort: Explains you. What kind of hooker takes credit cards? The Wolf Of Wall Street is undoubtedly one of the best movies to come out in the last decade.Fans and critics are still divided on whether it glorifies fraud or not but there is no denying that the star-studded biopic offers great entertainment. It took 90 minutes for these fuckers to kick in but once they did, *pow. It's his first day on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort: Rogue wave! Hey, sweetheart! You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Jordan Belfort: Good. Naomi Lapaglia: Not only is it motivating but the dialogues are hilarious, the acting is excellent and the cameo by Matthew McConaughey always makes me laugh. The Wolf Of Wall Street earned five Oscar . Donnie. Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I can save the government years of heartache. So take a good look, daddy. You look like a kid, and Wall Streets no place for kids. Are you behind on you credit card bills? Jordan Belfort: So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I don't even listen to it half the time. It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. But we have to pretend we know. Mark Hanna, The name of the game, moving the money from the clients pocket to your pocket. Mark Hanna, Always keep the client on the Ferris wheel. Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course, and in 1982 the U.S. government "Schedule 1'd" them, along with the rest of the world. In fact, hookers were so much a part of the Stratton subculture that we classified them like publicly traded stocks: Blue Chips were considered the top-of-the-line hooker, zee crme de la crme. Fuck you! Error rating book. My name is Jordan Belfort. Trust me. I got you. Jordan Belfort: I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest. Donnie Azoff: Donnie Azoff: Donnie. Mommy, have you ever noticed anything odd about Mr. Am I crazy? It kind of wigs some people out. Jordan Belfort: Jordan and Donnie cut up lines as a HOSTESS serves Bloody . Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, you know the founder of Benihanna. The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you! Donnie Azoff: Watch. Hey, listen, I quit! "Fuck this, shit that. Dont ever forget that., Listen, guys, fucking around with midgets aint no joke. I fucked up! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? You understand? I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: My killers, my killers who will not take no for an answer. Brad: Mark Hanna: Donnie Azoff: Donnie Azoff: I mean, we had similar interests and shit. It had nothing to fucking do with me! Look! It wasn't even a choice. No way, baby, no! Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter You could pay off your mortgage. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Oh my God! It is no matter. Yeah? I'm the Founder of SucceedFeed.com and I truly appreciate you taking the time to read my posts and being apart of the Succeed Feed community. Do you guys not want to make money? Tell me. Jordan Belfort: Chester, who sold tires and weed. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: [narration] Jordan Belfort: I don't wanna die, Jordan! Oh, no. Maybe sell the house. What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? R (Graphic Nudity|Drug Use|Language Throughout|Some Violence|Strong Sexual Content), Comedy, My Aunt Emma. It's fairy dust. Yeah. What do you mean happy for me? Jean Jacques Saurel: I mean that was the last time we ever have sex. Id suggest you also read my post 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. Anyway, the Blue Chips took credit cards, so what was wrong with writing them off on your taxes? Twenty fucking years! What kind of person are you? Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault. When you do something, you might fail. [to the waiter] There's no nobility in poverty. I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! [Donnie haphazardly gets out from car] Mark Hanna: Yes, I think it's true. Jordan, it's fucking good, right? Welcome back. Fun coupons! And to anyone who thinks theres anything glamorous about being known as a Wolf of Wall Street. Linette Lopez. Brad: We can't! Come on, baby. On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day? If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fuck over. It was a hefty sum, $5 million, and in truth it had little to do with setting them up. So you listen to me and you listen well. You can't even buy them anymore. Jordan Belfort: Huh? No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! Fuck you! It's startin' to shit in the house again. Donnie Azoff: The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. When you get really good at it, youll fucking be stroking and youll be thinking about money. Mark Hanna, Her father is the brother of my mom. I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other! That'd be 40,000 shares, John. Give me a kiss, sweetheart. Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate. Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by becoming rich. I got you, baby. [pauses] Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. I know, but I don't drink, remember? Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. Naomi Lapaglia: I got a blinkling light because I don't have shit from you. ~ Teresa Petrillo. Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. Who's a faggot? You're doing fucking drugs right now? It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. You're gonna miss it! Thats who youre gonna be sitting next to! Jordan Belfort, You be ferocious, you be relentless, you be telephone fucking terrorists Jordan Belfort, Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! Agent Patrick Denham, Im not fucking leaving! Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: All rights reserved. That's that's okay, that doesn't matter. Oh, you don't love me? Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. Where were they doing it, sweetheart? There were two guys over there on the table. Jordan Belfort: Movie Info. This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. The biggest IPO in this firm's history, what the fuck is he doing? This movie unfortunately is too raunchy to ever be considered for an award, but it is a quality film. Jordan Belfort: Patrick Denham: Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): right? What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live? Jordan Belfort, You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? But, you drink enough and you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up? Jordan Belfort: This is America. Jordan Belfort: And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial or materialistic, go get a job at fucking McDonald's, 'cause that's where you fucking belong!